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Sign spotted in Richland Center, Wisconsin

A fan of Scott Walker who lives in Richland Center recently put this sign up on his property … just a few yards away from the Richland County Democrat Party headquarters.

This gruesome animal experimentation must end

(from iOwnTheWorld)

Support for Obama slips to 99.2% among black voters

Happy birthday, George!

Government spending is soaring, budget deficits are ballooning, the national debt is skyrocketing, and the U.S. credit rating is down; Barack Obama blames George W. Bush. House Republicans pass legislation to curb spending; Senate Democrats refuse to let it come up for discussion, let alone a vote. Obama wants to borrow more money from the Chinese because he thinks we’re not spending enough on entitlements and green energy. Health insurance rates are up, and Obama responds by creating new mandates that will drive prices even higher. Fuel and food prices are up, and ordinary Americans who still have jobs are tightening their belts and making cuts in the family budget in an attempt to avert financial disaster. Meanwhile, Obama is itching to raise taxes on the “wealthy” (defined as anyone who is not currently collecting unemployment benefits and/or food stamps), even though he knows it won’t increase government revenues, because he cares more about “fairness” (defined as equality of outcome) than he does about the obscene debt we are leaving to our children and grandchildren. The United States is on the fast track toward becoming another European-style economic basket case. George Washington is rolling over in his grave. Happy birthday, George!

Off to see the wizard

Joe Biden, Barack Obama, and Bill Clinton were on their way to Barney Frank’s wedding. All of a sudden, a tornado came out of nowhere, sucked them up, and carried them away. When they finally found themselves on solid ground again, they had no idea where they were… until from behind every rock, bush, and tree, a legion of very short people with high-pitched voices came out and surrounded them.

“Munchkins!” said Bill.

“We must be in Oz!” said Barack.

“Hot damn!” said Joe. “I’m going to go ask the wizard to give me a brain!”

“And I’m going to ask the wizard to give me a heart!” said Barack.

Bill just looked around and said, “Where’s Dorothy?”

Busted

At a televised state dinner in Copenhagen last month, Princess Mary of Denmark became slightly flustered when she caught Pentii Arajårvi, husband of Finnish president Tarja Halonen, staring at her cleavage. No doubt Finland’s first dude was only admiring the lovely necklace that Princess Mary was wearing, but it was an awkward moment nonetheless.

(Thanks to my friend Pistol Pete for the video.)

Well, when you put it that way….

A woman went into a drug store and asked the pharmacist for some cyanide.

“Why do you want cyanide?” the pharmacist asked.

“I need it to poison my husband,” the woman replied.

“Are you out of your mind?” the pharmacist said. “I can’t give you cyanide to kill someone! It’s against the law! I’d lose my license! They’d put us both in prison!”

The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a photograph of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture, then he said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

The long wait is over

Shazam! There really is such a thing as truth!

“The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it; ignorance may deride it; but in the end, there it is.” –Winston Churchill